--one of the Three Sockpuppets
OK, that just busted my gut.
BTW, if you'd like to keep up on the impending train wreck, the firsthand wank can be found here. I haven't had any interest in reading it, until someone on FB pointed out that "Andy" preached at a Baptist church during the hike. I had to take that one in. Alas, it wasn't the Westboros.
I think it was Moonjaguar who once said, "VB has such brass balls, how can she sit down without going 'clank'?"